Mmmm ceviche

Well, I'm jonesing for some ceviche, having had a sink-related plumbing accident that derailed our dinner plans- we wound up eating at Wendy's. So rather than cook the stuff at midnight, I'll write about it (a fabulous if highly unproductive compromise, if I do say so myself). Here is Señor Chickenlegs' Top Secret Ceviche Recipe.

1 package pre-cooked frozen shrimp ring. (Thaw it and shell it, my friends)
4 tomatoes
4 limes
1 red pepper
1 green pepper
1 big ol red onion
ketchup
mustard
salt and pepper to taste
garnish with popcorn and/or plantain chips

Enjoy!